Avast ye, land-lubbers! Just here to gawk at the planks of our swashbuckling beauty laying at anchor over there, or might any of ye dare to actually get their noses wet? Granted, she may not look like much, but let me tell ye, me hearties and her, we've fought our fair share of battles and laid eyes on and plundered more treasure than any kings or queens ever called their own.
Although they still be strugglin' with rrrolling the r, 101 have already gone on account and paid their dues.
As for ye gawking lot, me matey up in the crow's nest just told me that by and large, 0 of ye've been telling the parrot how easy 't is to become a pirate.